Thanks, Greg. You almost have me convinced to keep it!
By the way, folks, did I mention that all of my bikes live inside the house, in a spare bedroom? Yes, my wife is very understanding of my bike "habit." (Of course, her road bike lives inside too.)
Oh, and here's the Craigslist add I just posted:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/bik/773753062.html