robert.j
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Here's another list. Fortunately my wife NEVER visits this forum!
Dogs don’t cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog’s time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
Dogs don’t expect you to call them when you’re running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
Dogs don’t shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog’s parents never come to visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.
No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don’t worry about germs.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet.
Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their life.
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want a foot rub.
Dogs can’t talk.
Dogs aren’t catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Finally, if you want to find who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both up in the trunk of your car for four hours and see which one is glad to see you when you let them out.
On the other hand, my wife doesn't chase cars trying to bite the wheels!
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