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Message started by Bud_Bent on May 7^th, 2009, 12:07pm

Title: Dogs
Post by Bud_Bent on May 7^th, 2009, 12:07pm

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Did you think it was going to be a post about dogs while you ride?

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by irodguy on May 7^th, 2009, 12:13pm

Need to add dogs will eat pretty much anything. I know this all to well since I have six.

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by FlyingLaZBoy on May 7^th, 2009, 2:05pm

Bud_Bent wrote:

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

;D :D [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by robert.j on May 7^th, 2009, 2:58pm

Here's another list. Fortunately my wife NEVER visits this forum!

Dogs don’t cry.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog’s time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
Dogs don’t expect you to call them when you’re running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
Dogs don’t shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog’s parents never come to visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.
No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don’t worry about germs.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet.
Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their life.
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.
Dogs never want a foot rub.
Dogs can’t talk.
Dogs aren’t catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Finally, if you want to find who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both up in the trunk of your car for four hours and see which one is glad to see you when you let them out.

On the other hand, my wife doesn't chase cars trying to bite the wheels!

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by irodguy on May 7^th, 2009, 3:25pm

Hmm Don't know about the dogs never expect gifts. Just try taking a dog to Petsmart and see what happens. My Chinese Crested loves to go shopping.

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by FlyingLaZBoy on May 7^th, 2009, 7:58pm

Careful, gentlemen... [smiley=lolk.gif]

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by aikigreg on May 7^th, 2009, 9:14pm

I don't care wether you have a dog or a wife, just don't have a dog FOR a wife! :-*

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by Richard on May 7^th, 2009, 9:21pm

to quote Paul quoting Elmer Fud..."be vewy, vewy caful" ;)

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by Rose Pedals on May 8^th, 2009, 9:15am

FlyingLaZBoy wrote:

Careful, gentlemen... [smiley=lolk.gif]

YEAH.....what Paul said !!!

Title: Re: Dogs
Post by evblazer on May 8^th, 2009, 9:26am

My wifes huge sigh with an "oh my" when she saw a Dogs thread was priceless. She was probably even less amused after reading it though. [smiley=engel017.gif]